Motivational Blogs

Who doesn’t like comedy, funny quotes, memes? We all try to find ways to find moments of happiness and funny moments during our busy life. Here I will be sharing some funny quotes on life from books, authors, celebrities and famous personalities that will make you laugh.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Mitch Hedberg

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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

Woody Allen

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Oscar Wilde

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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

Thomas A. Edison

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas A. Edison

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The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.”

Karl Kraus

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“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

Clint Eastwood

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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

Lana Turner

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“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

Mae West

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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

Mark Twain

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“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

Mark Twain

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

Norman Wisdom

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”

Oliver Herford

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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

Robert Frost

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When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”

Richard Lewis

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I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

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“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.”

Ozzy Osbourne

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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

Oscar Levant

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I am only human, although I regret it.”

Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Mark Twain

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

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“Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”

David Letterman

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I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

Mitch Hedberg

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“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

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“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”

Solomon Schechter

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“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.”

Laurence J. Peter

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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Margaret Mead

Which of these funny quotes are your favorites? Mention in comments.