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Amazing Funny Quotes on Life that make you laugh

Who doesn’t like comedy, funny quotes, memes? We all try to find ways to find moments of happiness and funny moments during our busy life. Here I will be sharing some funny quotes on life from books, authors, celebrities and famous personalities that will make you laugh.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Mitch Hedberg

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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

Woody Allen

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Oscar Wilde

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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

Thomas A. Edison
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas A. Edison

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The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.”

Karl Kraus

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“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

Clint Eastwood

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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

Lana Turner

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“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

Mae West

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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

Mark Twain
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“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

Mark Twain

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

Norman Wisdom

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”

Oliver Herford

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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

Robert Frost

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When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”

Richard Lewis

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I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

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“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.”

Ozzy Osbourne

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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

Oscar Levant

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I am only human, although I regret it.”

Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Mark Twain

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

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“Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”

David Letterman

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I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

Mitch Hedberg

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“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

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“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.”

Solomon Schechter

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“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.”

Laurence J. Peter

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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Margaret Mead

Which of these funny quotes are your favorites? Mention in comments.

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